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The Turds Figurine - Sloppy Sh*t

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RRP: £ 12.99 Our price: £ 9.50 each

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This bog-standard poly-resin hand painted figurine Turd comes in its own fully branded packaging with Log Book and top tips.
For a Turd so full of affection, Sloppy is really shy.
He can all too often be found alone, in Strawberry Rims Park, writing poetry to soften his next love.
But will he ever find a Turdette to grow crusty and white with?
Likes: Wedding cake and having a pap dance.
Dislikes: Candlelit meals for one and Hunky Sh*ts.
Catchphrase: Roses are red, Violets are poo!
Not suitable for young children.
Height: 11cm

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